Spoon sour cream into a plastic baggie and cut a very small hole in the corner. Use baggie to pipe lines on the guacamole to make it look like a football field. Be sure to save a bit of sour cream for the final step.
Spoon refried beans into a second baggie, again cutting the corner. Pipe the shape of a football on top of the guac, and then fill in the football shape. Use the back of a spoon to smooth over the football.
Use the remaining sour cream to add the stitching to the football. Serve immediately.
Notes
*Adjust level of spiciness to your liking by using more less jalapeno.